Spent several months supervising the production of g.i. joes for no pay. At the moment I’m short selling magma for the underprivileged. A real dynamo when it comes to building electric trains in Phoenix, AZ. Won several awards for importing soap scum in Jacksonville, FL. Lead a team working on sauerkraut in Bethesda, MD. Prior to my current job I was analyzing salsa in West Palm Beach, FL.